Hang about - I've seen recentish photos of you! You haven't turned fat, or ugly, or wrinkly. Therefore, not 'old'! (I OTOH, while still sporting the 32-inch arse and still well able for my almost-365-days-a-year morning four-mile racewalk/jog, have acquired that typical vile clock-stoppingly-repulsive-and-damn-near-sexless-looking postmenopausal Old Bag SkinTM that makes looking in any mirror a nightmare to be barely endured without ever stronger thoughts of 'look, surely suicide would be the decent thing to do, rather than offend the eyes of the world with your ugliness', sigh)
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