Dept. of Evil Shit
Tuesday, 3 February 2015 11:38 am Because Beheading's so Last Week
Fighting very hard not to say "Let's Drop the Big One, and See What Happens."
1. Take one large part teenage "oh, you're not impressed with what we did first? Well how about this?" Make sure it's buried under other layers in the recipe, because it's at the core of the dish. Very, very important to the whole thing.
2. Add a heaping helping of "It's OK to ignore my conscience, and indulge and nurture my sadistic tendencies until they grow way beyond my ability to stop them growing further, because someone told me God will pardon me and that God wants me to do this."
3. Mix in a pinch - only a pinch, mind you, but spread it over the top, so it's the first thing everyone sees in the final baked good - of real grievances.
4. Bake.
5. Wait for the world to weep.
Fighting very hard not to say "Let's Drop the Big One, and See What Happens."
1. Take one large part teenage "oh, you're not impressed with what we did first? Well how about this?" Make sure it's buried under other layers in the recipe, because it's at the core of the dish. Very, very important to the whole thing.
2. Add a heaping helping of "It's OK to ignore my conscience, and indulge and nurture my sadistic tendencies until they grow way beyond my ability to stop them growing further, because someone told me God will pardon me and that God wants me to do this."
3. Mix in a pinch - only a pinch, mind you, but spread it over the top, so it's the first thing everyone sees in the final baked good - of real grievances.
4. Bake.
5. Wait for the world to weep.
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Date: Wednesday, 4 February 2015 01:31 am (UTC)no subject
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Date: Wednesday, 4 February 2015 12:44 pm (UTC)2. You get a zillionty points for referencing one of the greatest of all Randy Newman songs.
3. Auntie says this shit ain't going away any time soon. Eurggh.
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Date: Wednesday, 4 February 2015 08:35 pm (UTC)Mind you, the fact that so much brutality seems to happen only after the fires of hate are stoked to horrendous levels suggests to me that there is a part of the human spirit, and conscience, that stubbornly won't give up. I think that people egg themselves and each other on to hate whatever it is that they want to get rid of, because if they don't hate, they can't bring themselves to do the violence.
That is, perhaps, horribly inverted proof that there is something good that refuses to die - even if it can't immediately triumph - inside us. And until that admittedly cooling ember completely dies, I can't give up on us yet.
I do thank you for linking me to information on IS/IL. Dear god.
On an ever so slightly less grim note, that song is a constant in our house; it gets sung a lot, and I've always been grateful to my Best Beloved to introducing me to Randy Newman. (And also to Harry Nilsson, for that matter.) We'll always save Australia; don't wanna kill no kangaroos ....
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Date: Wednesday, 4 February 2015 09:06 pm (UTC)Because we're chimpanzees? If only we were bonobos: they're not exactly perfect, but there's a lot less unpleasantness and a lot more
wild orgiesfondue partiessocial compatibility between communities :-SI can't give up on us yet
Then don't! It pretty much assuredly won't help the general human condition to have a few good and optimistic people around, but you never know :-)
On an ever so slightly less grim note, that song is a constant in our house
Are you by any chance acquainted with the mighty Etta James' version of That's Why I Love Mankind? Dear mongooses of mercy, that woman took Newman's already awesome song to intergalactic levels of awesomeness. 'God' played as the biggest, baddest black mama that ever put a revival-tent preacher to shame...
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Date: Thursday, 5 February 2015 07:43 pm (UTC)BB introduced me to Bonobos, and he has a saying - "I Go Bonobo" to describe a good deal of his worldview. Or, as he says: "We've got differences? Let's fuck about it!"
And now I must head off to find a recording of Ms James' version.
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Date: Thursday, 5 February 2015 11:35 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: Friday, 6 February 2015 03:51 pm (UTC)I always loved that song; poor Randy being all indignant at God for not existing, like some second year Philosophy student, but with all his talent to improve the infrastructure of indignation and make it a worthwhile endeavor.
ETA: Huh; just realized that last sounded like the dismissive comment of an injured believer. It isn't - as I say in my profile, "God and I have an ambiguous relationship, when I believe they exist." I've just always had that reaction to many of Randy's songs. He reminds me that there is a significant sub-population of cynics who are simply bruised romantics of various sorts.
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Date: Wednesday, 4 February 2015 12:51 am (UTC)I can't believe this. This is just...and they use their 'God' to justify it. I wouldn't want to know their god and if they thought about it, they wouldn't either.
And to make it worse, we have morons here who decry about their 'God' and how He will kick their 'God's' arse...wtf?! THIS IS THE DAMNED PROBLEM.
Ffffff...
*Cries*
*HUGS*
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Date: Wednesday, 4 February 2015 03:45 am (UTC)ETA: My mistake. Jordan executed two prisoners at dawn. *Cries*
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Date: Wednesday, 4 February 2015 05:54 am (UTC)*Holds you close*
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Date: Wednesday, 4 February 2015 07:19 pm (UTC)And, in a deliberate attempt to shake this off, I'm going to ask how you're doing, and how you're making out. Because you're wonderful!
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Date: Thursday, 5 February 2015 02:23 am (UTC)I'm hanging in. Life is rather good right now. All we're waiting for is our taxes to be in so we can get a working vehicle so getting to a job and back again (not to mention just grocery shopping!) will be easier. Hell, I walked two miles to day to get supplies for the house. Not that I minded overly much, just...an hour out of my day, just to get essential items. Cannot wait for that to end, lol!!
*HUGS*
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